A 25-page accident report released to the press Tuesday contained such details as “leg hooked through steering wheel so driver could use both hands to light cigarette, ‘handgun case slid under brake pedal, preventing it from being adequately engaged,’ and ‘carotid artery lacerated by bottle-opener bolted to dashboard.’

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