According to the beleaguered candidate, a series...

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According to the beleaguered candidate, a series of departure delays, missed transfers, and a flat tire outside Oxford, OH forced him to arrive at the outskirts of Iowa’s capital five minutes before the debate was about to begin.

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According to the beleaguered candidate, a series of departure delays, missed transfers, and a flat tire outside Oxford, OH forced him to arrive at the outskirts of Iowa’s capital five minutes before the debate was about to begin.