phantom-thought

We are now interviewing for the following positions:
- gentle giant who, when pushed past his breaking point, just kills things
- guy to distract our girlfriends while we bang nasty stank hoes
- guy with crazy eyes who just might stab you
- little guy with a Napoleonic complex who talks smack but hides behind everyone else (high-pitched, annoying voice a must)
- accountant
- former Navy Seal who doesn’t do anything and should be fired but everyone is just too afraid of him to say anything about it

Experience with Microsoft Word and Excel preferable.