A Starbucks regular who frequently watches you...

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Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K system. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet...Earth.
Ming: How peaceful it looks...[Causes an earthquake.]
Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this...ah...Earth?
Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while, before annihilation. - Flash Gordon (1980)

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A Starbucks regular who frequently watches you order from Sopel is reportedly “shocked” that you still haven’t realized that she only calls you by your first name when you pay with your debit card.

Sources: Barista Not Actually Flirting With You | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

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A Starbucks regular who frequently watches you order from Sopel is reportedly “shocked” that you still haven’t realized that she only calls you by your first name when you pay with your debit card.