Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K system. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet...Earth.
Ming: How peaceful it looks...[Causes an earthquake.]
Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this...ah...Earth?
Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while, before annihilation. - Flash Gordon (1980)
But this pretty well perfectly epitomizes everything not to like about the covers of wrestling games. Wide-eyed guy about to punch you? Check. Crazy-looking jerk with KISS makeup? Check. Fat guy who looks like he just kind of randomly wandered into the shot on his way from the sauna? Well, that’s new, anyway.