Yet here in this courtroom, we act as if the glory of the vagina is something to be hidden from public view. And in so doing, we veil the most rapturous wonder of creation under ignorance, repression, hosiery, and outerwear. Not unlike the conservative poly-knit skirt worn by the prosecuting attorney, who, I might add, is a very attractive woman.

If Wanting To See Vaginas Is A Crime, Then I, Your Honor, Am Guilty | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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