Tank Johnson: I got strapped. Then I strapped my house. Strapped my dog. Bought a second house so I could strap that. Shot somebody so I could worry about someone getting revenge on me, thus giving me an excuse to buy more guns. Worry that the guns I have would plot against me, so I bought more guns. You kids got guns? We’re not in Virginia, so I guess not.

Kissing Suzy Kolber: Will Somebody Puhleese Think of Corrupting the Children?
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