Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K system. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet...Earth.
Ming: How peaceful it looks...[Causes an earthquake.]
Klytus: Most effective, Your Majesty. Will you destroy this...ah...Earth?
Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while, before annihilation. - Flash Gordon (1980)
Perhaps it is because it is October and Halloween is near and, fittingly, ComputerWorld recently declared ColdFusion undead. Unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your perspective), I think this means that ColdFusion must now feast on the flesh of living languages. Watch out PHP!