Animal behaviorists agree that cats are incapable...

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Animal behaviorists agree that cats are incapable of feeling sadness over an owner’s absence, asserting that their only reaction to such an event would be a brief adjustment period to claim household territory previously thought to be the owner’s.

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Animal behaviorists agree that cats are incapable of feeling sadness over an owner’s absence, asserting that their only reaction to such an event would be a brief adjustment period to claim household territory previously thought to be the owner’s.