December 2009
42 posts
WatchSteve Martin introduces his Christmas wish.
Rough play by Tyler Hansbrough draws fans, foes... →
Sputnik Monroe (wrestler) - Wikipedia, the free... →
“Why can’t Americans make things? Two words: business school.”
– Upper Mismanagement | The New Republic
7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To... →
The Escapist : Experienced Points: Massively... →
BBC News - The first glimpse of dark matter? →
The 7 Most Pointlessly Horrifying Plastic Surgery... →
6 Adorable Cat Behaviors With Shockingly Evil... →
WatchSNL Holiday Classic - Schweddy Balls
Newly Discovered Planet Could Be A Watery World :... →
“Can you imagine it? Reptiles!” the trilobite added. “I’m not...”
– Evolution Going Great, Reports Trilobite | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“They’re really quite magnificent creatures,” Helbling added.”
– Woman Domesticated | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“Many historians believe the breakthrough mediation strategy originated in the...”
– New ‘War’ Enables Mankind To Resolve Disagreements | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“I do not understand,” reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the...”
– Sumerians Look On In Confusion As Christian God Creates World | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“Medieval peasant Hadriel Rolfe passed away on Mar. 7, 1163, after repeated...”
– The Ones We Lost | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“1990: While on top of the second turnbuckle, “Ravishing” Rick Rude...”
– 25 Years Of WrestleMania | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Surviving the World - Lesson 518 - Glasses →
Dilemma: You shouldn’t hit me while I’m wearing glasses, but if I take them off I can’t see to hit you.
“To make this a valid experiment, they need a control group of death row inmates...”
– Ohio Uses New Execution Method | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Which theory fits the evidence? →
“Lucy Van Pelt: Are you afraid of staircases? If you are, then you have...”
– A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) (TV) - Memorable quotes
“When you’re an assassin, sometimes your client doesn’t want the...”
– The Automated Interview, The Denny’s Interview, & Missing CDL TLA - The Daily WTF
“In addition to prosecuting Mohammed, believed to be the No. 3 man in the entire...”
– U.S. Finally Gets Around To Prosecuting Mastermind Behind 9/11 | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
“A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a...”
– correction - washingtonpost.com
“To me, culture is where we figure out and express who we are. Whether it’s...”
– Alyssa Rosenberg: The Gift and the Curse, The Venom and the Serum*