July 2007
69 posts
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what?...
– No, We Need a Neural Network - Worse Than Failure
Let’s face it, we’re not changing the world. We’re building a...
– A candid interview with Seagate’s CEO - Nov. 30, 2006
The senses are of the earth; Reason, stands apart in contemplation.
– Page 1145, The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci
Army medical examiners were suspicious about the close proximity of the three...
– AP: New Details on Tillman’s Death - Forbes.com
Oscar the cat predicts patients' deaths - Yahoo!... →
Oscar, Harbinger
If you ever wondered how often Billy gets tied up and gagged, only to have...
– (postmodernbarney.com)
Too many topics, too little time. » Middle Class... →
Peanuts, by Charles Bukowski →
Not Safe For Childhood Memories :)
On September 16th, Tom O’Brien will wake and eat a bowl of Wheetabix, the same...
– EDSBS » Archive » THAT’S BOLD: MARK BRADLEY, PRE-COG.
The world’s heaviest flying bird, the Great Bustard, has laid its first...
– Great Bustard lays eggs in Britain for first time in 175 years - Yahoo! News
Tugboats don’t usually drown…unless they are very, very depressed.
– Francesco Explains It All: “In a Land Lousy with Unicorns…” and Other Less-Than-Exceptional Beginnings to Children’s Books
Police prepare to call in Hibochi, the robotic crisis kitty, to assist in the...
– Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147 | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Francesco Explains It All: Sally Forth Hate Mail →
Weight, force and casual impulse, together with resistance, are the four...
– Page 1137, The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci
Michael Vick has taken athlete crime-committing to a disturbing level not seen...
– Best Week Ever » Blog Archive » BWE SPORTS: Mayyybe Barry Bonds Isn’t the Most Hated Man In Sports Right Now
However, when normal people talk to nerds, the nerds often get frustrated...
– Tact Filters
I have treated them like dignified human beings and not like dirt under my...
– Richard Nixon urges his White House staff to publicize his, er, personal warmth. - By Bonnie Goldstein - Slate Magazine
A Starbucks regular who frequently watches you order from Sopel is reportedly...
– Sources: Barista Not Actually Flirting With You | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
I can’t believe they stopped the train at the next crossing,”...
– Murder Mystery On Train Not So Fun In Real Life | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
I like to imagine that when Michael Bay goes to Thanksgiving Dinner, he does not...
– What I Really Want To Do Is Direct | Gamers With Jobs
Freakonomics Blog » If Public Libraries Didn't... →
I often have to arrange talks years in advance. If I am asked for a title, I...
– Noam Chomsky
About 450,000 years ago, a “megaflood” breached a giant natural dam...
– Megaflood Created Great Divide Between Britain and France - Yahoo! News
Global Nerdy » Blog Archive » Laws of Software... →
Well, for starters, this twenty-dollar bill…
– The Dilbert Blog: A Politician Who “Gets it”
Two words: Ka-CHING! That’s the sound Fred and I make whenever we think of you,...
– Blake Ross on Firefox » Acquired taste
I obey Thee Lord, first for the love I ought, in all reason to bear Thee;...
– Page 1132, The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci
Beckham, who recently claimed that he’s always wanted to play in Los...
– MLS Signs David Beckham To 12-Team, $250 Million Deal | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
Catfight - Yahoo! Video
GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: A Letter to Optimus Prime From His GEICO Auto Insurance Agent.
Since then, the “algebraic approach to comics” seems to be precisely...
– Comics Should Be Good! » Cronin Theory of Comics - Chuck Austen: Harbinger
The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces.
– Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city | The Daily Telegraph
I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand.
– Charles M. Schulz
Well Bruce, it is not meant to be taken literally; it could refer to any variety...
– Schneier on Security: Robot Crime Wave Predicted
Ty Braxton, 23, continues to hide his fun and fulfilling life from the full-time...
– Temp Hides Fun, Fulfilling Life From Rest Of Office | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
After the probe does its thing, the Jarada make contact: they want to talk to...
– Star Trek: The Next Generation: The Big Goodbye - TV Squad
Beyond its scant chance of success, the effort to spread standardised western...
– Scotsman.com Living - Books - Why the Left is right
First of all, it’s named after a cat treat.
– Pownce: “Pownce is competing with 37 Signals.” - Valleywag
Too many topics, too little time. » Geoffrey... →